if u wanna do a prank phone call but dont know wut 2 say just follo my script:

if its a lady:

hello madam this is (if ur a girl)miss Titicaca (if ur a guy) mr Hugh Ge Butt and i am calling to alert u that ur house needs to b  payed off n 1 week now i know u may already have payed it off but acording to my records u still need to pay 1.5 millon bac 4 the indoor pool and 3 extra stories u had built on.(let her talk then inturupt)now miss  i c were i went rong n my phone book ur # is right above the hotel im tring to call. u c the had a guest house built on last year and still havent payed it of.(hang up)

if its a man:

(say the whole thing like a wresting anouncher) hello i am glad to b the 1 calling to tell u this b cuz u have won our sweep stakes! thats rite uve won.(do not let him talk ATALL!)now u may not remember entering cuz ur neybor entered ur name 4 u, u c they wanted to get u out uv the way 4 a while. any way u have won ,4 free, a trip 2 (any big city u want 2 say) to do non-stop comunity servic 4 4 moths!(hang up)